Oh, I get it. That's a spoiler for a different movie. You must be the first to make this joke.

That the column is about the NSA and the bulk of the blurb talks about anything but.

Not the point.

LOL! It's like the joke from the column but in the comments section!

Am I too late to make a joke about a twist ending? Because that's fresh comedy.

@avclub-6ffc79f9decf633c29b09e6c25621195:disqus is all, "Yes! No one has said it yet! This will CRACK PEOPLE UP!"

Wanna see Starman? The sweet little film about what it is to be human from the perspective of an innocent outsider? Well, you don't have to! Here are all the plot points involved including how he impregnates the female lead before escaping earth. What does that have to do with the theme of warning us about the NSA?…

I don't know where you're getting that figure, but other than Independence Day, every single film in there IS a blockbuster sequel or HAS blockbuster sequels.

1. It's only June.
2. I can't say anything about Star Trek, but Iron Man III is Shane Blackalicious.
3. The post is about blockbusters. Blockbusters are all ABOUT sequels. Are you new?

"…Has the group blown its digital load?"

Steeljack was great!

Mask of the Phantasm had a Tia Carrerre song in the closing credits. I don't know why Sava is confused by the random songs in WB properties. They have a music department, you know. They gotta put the strays somewhere.

Paul Williams will always be The Penguin to me. Even over Phantom of the Paradise.

So it's basically a supercut of some films, most of which kinda suck.

Can we retire "It's not the greatest (movie, song, TV Show) of all time…"?

I'm not anywhere near a DiCaprio fan (he always seems like a little kid wearing daddy's clothes to me), but that seemed like an unnecessary dig at him in this piece. Why was it necessary to single him out?

Will there be Heat Lamp Dogs, though?

False.

What level of support do I get to hear him tell me about dining at a cafe in Paris and how it sucks to hear a song you don't like in Paris Freaking France?

Ooo, a fat joke. Classy.