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Alan Two Dyks Jackson
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Is that Thulean one…is that written in Comic Sans?  Just a little Aryan supremacy to lighten your day! *hyuck hyuck*

I'd like to add Michael Landon in I Was a Teenage Werewolf.  For a time there it seemed that every young actor believed he could be the next Dean or Brando and really committed to his role, no matter how terrible the film.

I think the Venture boys were born before Myra was institutionalized.  I remember a flashback (maybe in the Invisible Hand of Fate) showing Myra getting dragged away while Doc is holding the boys.

"The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called 'aglets'. Their true purpose is sinister!"

I'm being compared to the creator of the "My ten chairs will wilt!/Martin Martin Chuzzlewit" pun?

I can't help but read it as "Vigo" and imagine that painting dispensing snark.

Take Two: Fifty Shades of Gray reportedly caused a lot of division between readers of Oprah's magazine: a mass O schism.

Are you thinking of Carlos O'Kelly's?  Because that one always confused me.

"I'm sure your balls have to be in one of these."

Who would say no to Cookie Monster? "C is for much more than just cookies!  OM NOM NOM NOM."

But Junior Mints are the best theater candy!

There go my nipples again!

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody loves to maim

Freeman should play Bertie Wooster with maybe Cumberbatch as Jeeves.

But who were the guys doing the surveying or whatever?  The ones who told George Sr. he wasn't in Mexico.

For whatever reason the faked moon land bit had me laughing my ass off. He was so enthusiastic about it while acting like it was no big deal.

Favorite was after the whole "If he cannot reach, the trials in breach" thing we get a scene of Zuckerkorn buying a step ladder.

That's a low blow Loblaw!

"What am I doing? This is disgusting"

I figured Michael had actually gone insane. Imagine what it would be like to be him when the housing crises hit; to realize that the whole world is Bluths and they've screwed him again.