The procedure is this: leave it out for a few days, the, when it is hard and dry, whip it at the neighbor's kid, dog, car, whatever…I hate tofu. Mainly because during the 70s, we were poor, and had to eat it all the damn time.

Other Guy, Glei's Apple Orchard in southern Michigan has the best damn apple cider in the world.

Other Guy, Glei's Apple Orchard in southern Michigan has the best damn apple cider in the world.

I expected 21 Jump Street to suck, mainly because as a kid, I tolerated the show…as an adult, it makes me cringe. But I really enjoyed the film. It reminded me of the Ben Stiller Starsky and Hutch, just making fun of the show. "You're being transferred to Jump Street….37 Jump Street…(pause)..wait, is it…?" I laughed…

I expected 21 Jump Street to suck, mainly because as a kid, I tolerated the show…as an adult, it makes me cringe. But I really enjoyed the film. It reminded me of the Ben Stiller Starsky and Hutch, just making fun of the show. "You're being transferred to Jump Street….37 Jump Street…(pause)..wait, is it…?" I laughed…

comfortablesilence, if I could like this 10,000 times, I would.

comfortablesilence, if I could like this 10,000 times, I would.

The only thing I remember about Knocked Up is the black guy at the club telling Leslie Mann she couldn't go in because she's "old as fuck!" I laughed pretty hard at that, and evidently missed the rest of the movie.

The only thing I remember about Knocked Up is the black guy at the club telling Leslie Mann she couldn't go in because she's "old as fuck!" I laughed pretty hard at that, and evidently missed the rest of the movie.

I turn 40 in October, and I wasn't planning to see this movie, but now I have a reason, nay, an OBLIGATION to do just that! Thanks, felonious, for giving my life some meaning!

I turn 40 in October, and I wasn't planning to see this movie, but now I have a reason, nay, an OBLIGATION to do just that! Thanks, felonious, for giving my life some meaning!

I saw She & Him (thanks for bolding it, btw), and didn't bother reading the article. Read the comments, though.

I saw She & Him (thanks for bolding it, btw), and didn't bother reading the article. Read the comments, though.

I have to admit, I like Huey Lewis because he understands that his stuff is fluff. He knows that it's pop. He's not talking about how "we're artists, and we really evolved on that album, and put ourselves out there, " etc..etc…Plus, I thought his little cameo in Back to the Future was awesome.

I have to admit, I like Huey Lewis because he understands that his stuff is fluff. He knows that it's pop. He's not talking about how "we're artists, and we really evolved on that album, and put ourselves out there, " etc..etc…Plus, I thought his little cameo in Back to the Future was awesome.

HipsterDBag Do your employees who stay until 9:00p.m. ever get pissed when they realize that you spend much of your day commenting on AV club?
To be honest, I'd much rather stay in Michigan, paying my $450/month mortgage for my 3 bedroom (on a 1/2 acre lot) house than work until 9PM to make 6 figures, much of which…

I always felt sorry for Rachel Dratch, both for her unfortunate name, and the fact that she looks like a "Rachel Dratch."

Not counting the many I've given him…

I like to listen to The Pixies and apply some deeply fucked up meanings to the lyrics. Probably not as fucked up as the actual meanings, but, nevertheless…

because it was pathetisad…you sarcastabitch.