I think that after 20 years of marriage to Twiley, he'll be grateful for all the BDSM images of her available. It'll give them ideas to spice up their sexlife.

And by "singer" you mean….? Hell, even Henry Rollins admits he's tone deaf.

Who is the buff chick on the left? She has pretty hair. And tattoos.

Kelly Clarkson sang live and sounded great. I'm sick and tired of Beyonce, period.

Truffles…but that was a love triangle.

I like lamp.

The last time I smoked, (more than a decade ago) it was "creeper" and I spent four hours on the floor listening to the same Jerry Cantrell song over and over at top volume. I still can't remember what song it was.

@Nipple Twister I don't think it's just Sega Genesis. I grew up in the 70's and 80's. You would not BELIEVE the massive uptick in violent crime after the release of Pong. You just wouldn't. The NRA needs to get their facts straight.

@Nipple Twister I don't think it's just Sega Genesis. I grew up in the 70's and 80's. You would not BELIEVE the massive uptick in violent crime after the release of Pong. You just wouldn't. The NRA needs to get their facts straight.

I agree with this guy. Any parent who had to sit through the Barney/Full House cycle in the mid-90's knows what I'm talking about. I would often daydream violent bloody scenarios whilst those shows were on. In fact, when I was in college, a student in the computer lab created a Barney screen saver (this was 92 or 93),…

I agree with this guy. Any parent who had to sit through the Barney/Full House cycle in the mid-90's knows what I'm talking about. I would often daydream violent bloody scenarios whilst those shows were on. In fact, when I was in college, a student in the computer lab created a Barney screen saver (this was 92 or 93),…

The long-awaited "Princess Bride 2"…set in modern-day America with only one original star and a completely different story-line…..*dead silence*

The long-awaited "Princess Bride 2"…set in modern-day America with only one original star and a completely different story-line…..*dead silence*

@Rehearsal Furniture I think this is the first time I silently laughed so hard I cried (I'm at work).

@Rehearsal Furniture I think this is the first time I silently laughed so hard I cried (I'm at work).

Live and Let Drive…it was playing in that Ryan Gosling movie…you know, The Notebook.

Live and Let Drive…it was playing in that Ryan Gosling movie…you know, The Notebook.

Jude Law? Maybe.

Jude Law? Maybe.

You forgot to carry the "y"…Justin Bieber should have been heading Soundgarden about 5 years ago.