As is Dr. Tongue's 3D House of Stewardesses!

As is Dr. Tongue's 3D House of Stewardesses!

The Ass Kickingest Ass Kicking From The Kick Ass Ass Kickers Behind Kick Ass.  Ass!

Seconded; 'Set Fire To The Face On Fire' has calmed me down so many times in traffic that I feel like I owe the band a nice, home-cooked meal (probably Vegan, right? Yeah, definitely Vegan)

"a wistful downhill drift in your pube follicles" is the most amusing, beautiful gibberish I've read in some time, well done!  Oh, and give a shout-out to the kids in the BYU student union for me, it's been ages

Jesus!  It was definitely Jesus.

PG-13 for "sensuality" cuz the Bible is packed with that shit

@avclub-ef368049651bc5781718a8d879d9cd24:disqus is exactly correct; any of that 'smooth motion' shit is the problem, not the refresh rate; my understanding is that it's using some magic algorithms to fill in the space between the frames to smooth the motion… but it makes literally everything look like a soap opera,…

*sigh* I'll be that guy; he's not being held because of allegations of rape (in a country that is not the UK), he's been detained without any charge because of ____________ … meaning a reason that has yet to be supplied by the UK government.  For over a year.  Which we can all be confident has nothing whatsoever to do…

Dr. Who Fanclub of America original shirt!  I've had it since I was 5 years old and it is the most comfortable shirt in existence.  Also, it's see-through at this point for added nerdiness AND sexiness.

Guess some people figure out the weaknesses of their particular faith and work to remedy them later on; anecdotally I think some of the most famous pioneering biologists were very religious

I had a co-worker that I had a huge crush on working in the kitchen of an old-folks' home and despite all indications that it was an impossible situation (me = cynical, caustic atheist, her = track star legs, lovely eyes, Mormon) we actually hung out a time or two and we would write letters to one another once she…

Interesting legal perspective out of Spain:

And young women who perpetually have a single un-cried tear hovering and sparkling on their lower eyelid!

Well sure, but that's pretty low-hanging fruit, you know?  Plus why put some dude who 90% works a crowd right before a guy who tells long stories and doesn't want to be involved with the crowd at all?  I get seasoning a crowd and getting them warmed up as they drink and all, but Jesus, get a relevant pairing.  Still,…

I saw Mr. Kinane as well this weekend, thought it would be good to catch him at a late show so he'd be properly inebriated, but I had not considered that the crowd would be total shit.  Almost painful to watch a brilliant comic go through the motions to a largely disinterested crowd.  Note to comedians: don't play the…

Oh God, No Limit!  Any record label whose symbol is a gilded tank is alright by me.  Plus they always had that shiny tin foil-ish "gold" leaf on the covers somewhere.

"Motherfucker drop some bass!"

Lindsay?  Is that you?

Eh, I have to admit my very public failures while picking up women also, but so far it's limited to "I promise not to cum in your hair…or leave you for your Mother"