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Sexy Soft-focus Lemmy
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Of course I am, Mustaine stole my SS helmet!

Oh, and for Mr. Mustaine, releasing 'Risk' is EXACTLY what the Taliban would have done, sorry dude.

Headline: "Mostly Irrelevant Former Guitar Badass Endorses Totally Irrelevant Former Senator"

Bands don't actually exist until their record is available in the US!  #1!

This whole 15 minutes is pure gold and Mr. Kinane is my favorite new (to me anyway) comic

Seriously?  No DANANANANAYKROYD?

First two albums are fantastic (Get Off the Cross and Ponzi something-or-other) then they get progressively worse from there

You will be pleased that you can make approximately $.01 from the sale of said album, should you be interested.  Bargain bins need love too…

I hadn't heard anything about what the director/writer was trying to "do" with this movie until reading some of the comments below.  I watched an uncut screener version of this a while back and I can still remember almost the entire film vividly.  Was it horrific?  Yes.  I viewed it as somewhat of an eventuality (it

I'm always a sucker for horror/tension in a setting that's inescapable, like space (Alien, etc.) or under water (can't think of anything but Deep Star 6… which I think sucked).  That said, for all its flaws Event Horizon scares the fucking hell out of me; just the idea freaks me out, and the quick shots at the end of

Drive By Truckers; 'Carl Perkins' Cadillac', 'Danko/Manuel', 'Ronnie and Neil', 'The Night GG Allin Came to Down'

Well, in those short shorts who could blame him?

Yes!

Holy crap I saw that tour as well at the Stone Pony; some fucker tried to crowd surf from the BACK of the room and broke my glasses. Idiot.  Seeing Clutch play 'Escape From the Prison Planet' live was great though

Psh, who cares?  When are they going back and adding 3D to Hot Shots?

Beefoven's ninef symfony; Ode to Muthafuckin' Miracles

Mind = blown.  I shall henceforth only refer to Beethoven as "Beef Oven".  

So was Bieber the one who leaked those topless photos of her last week/week before?  If so, the show has taken a dark, but awesome, turn

But what about corporate laboratories?

Just testing… I am a 28 year old doctor who is new to this country and can find nothing to do with my full, supple breasts…