dude either you've got a rockin' case of the malwares or you really, really want all of us to try interracial online dating and try to tell us about it at every opportunity. Either way, well done!

when one spits hot fire, it's advisable to wear protective eyewear of some kind…

do the one about retards! "They all want cake…"

"Not Children's Products"
Well… not any more! Everyone knows whatever glasses have survived are shrinkwrapped and in humidity and temperature-controlled storage awaiting the prime conditions for Ebaying.

Transformers: We're Only In It For the Money

Duh!
Everyone knows they use a bull's rectum, not a cow's vagina.

I WANNA SHOOT YOU SO BAD MY DICK'S HARD!
Perhaps it'll work in his favor if the prison population sees him as his character from New Jack City. He'll be running things in no time!

small venue bands not to miss
Skeleton Key
The Joggers
Sun Kil Moon - 1 dude, a chair, a guitar, and a mic… incredible

Ah yes, from the British SexintheButts… from Manchester if memory serves?

Right before a nice. long BM

Never met a Willingquim I didn't like… AMIRIGHT!?

Flaunt it like Gauntlet!

Like the Ice before him…
from gangsta to po-lice.

I'm in favor of anything that boosts the FBI's credibility… as this will… no doubt about it

*golf clap*

Quaaaaaaaaid…. open your miiiiiiiind

@Ignostuff

Then there were the 50,000 identically packaged live albums
THAT was a fun time to work in a record store… those fuckers all looked the same (ok, Europe tour and US tour were white and tan respectively, but still) and seriously, unless you're one of those bands whose setlists change completely from one show to the…

Freeze Frame!
I sure hope reality suspended itself as the two of them jumped the dangerous gorge into Vancouver in their muddy muscle car

Access to these women?
Who the fuck would want that? If it's a Greek mythological journey it's the Labors of Hercules. Or I guess in this case the Labors of Some Sycophantic Guy