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Sexy Soft-focus Lemmy
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Miami Vice!

whatever, Tyson's a reprehensible beast and so is Gibson… but Tyson's got time and the short attention span of the American public on his side. Gibson will be a big, loved star again but it'll take a year or so for everyone to forget about whatever he said to what's-her-name and those people who live over yonder

New York sanitation? Cadillacs? Pasta!?!
I've seen the Sopranos, I know what that means. The whole show is a mob plot of some kind… maybe her uncle Giorgio has a couple of trucks full of spray tan and hair gel sitting in a warehouse somewhere

"Glee meets Bad Santa"
No way, the last time I sang a song I didn't shit right for a week!

Prepare the half-pipe!
Forthwith!

Crom!

Whoops, someone needs to close that tag!

I blewed myself…
*crickets*

I'm waiting for
Wal Mart Changing Room… Uncensored!
It's 3AM, Time to Clean the Exxon Unisex Bathroom
Guantanamo Home Edition
Local Community Meeting, Munsie IN

Yeah, they need to class this mob up with Ice T's wife. And possibly devote an episode to "the badonkadonk"… or is that word cultural Sanskrit at this point?

I Burp Loudly And Pick My Nose In Your Office With My Headphones On

But you'd better goddamn-well know that song

a prison…. IN SPACE!!??

Marduk - "Baptism by Fire"

I Gave You…
from Superwolf. If you've ever been dumped hard avoid this song

I say we steal the Family Feud model but have it be grous of pre-op trannies vs. post-op trannies compete for plastic surgery vouchers.

I'll see your Strawberry Alarm Clock and raise you a mint condition 1910 Fruitgum Company!

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Much like the Federal Gov't
This board will be infiltrated by Scientologists who will steal sensitive… uh… snarky comments, I guess

Awww
He just wanted a lil' wrassle!