These Honky Bitches Be Trippin'

"here you go honey, now get out there and find some cock!"

*jots notes down on clipboard, nods head approvingly*

Not to mention fellow Canadian indie-rockers The Gaping Filthy Shit Chutes

Fade in
"What's that on the shelf there?"

Seriously
Props to the stunt team!

Tandy? I only view the web through my iPhone

"More horse's asshole"
it's the new "more cowbell"

Dream bigger! No Limit records so we can all count how many terribly photoshopped images of solid gold Hummers there are.

LOL fuck that. How do you think the people in China working for HUMAN rights feel?

Ah, it's OK
I know for a fact that the Chinese are of the opinion that Morrissey is a subsinger with an imperialistic, 3-note range who inhumanely butchered a good band's music by "singing" over it. It all evens out in the end.

Hercules? I guess he is pretty tall… I always thought of him more as a bounder, not a walker

We should make T shirts!

But think of the children!

Shut up and pass the welfare check.

Somebody call Tipper Gore
Popular entertainment led this poor young man to violent, depraved acts! We need a warning labelling system for these so-called "documentaries" immediately.

And the Walking Tall sequel; Erect Shuffling

Been done, it's called "The View"

Only if his fucking hideous twins are executed in the first episode. They are the most distractingly ugly and unpleasant young people I have ever seen… and I grew up in Maryland!

He will drive all of us before him and listen to the lamentations of our women… could be worse, I guess.