My library has been getting these precode hollywood dvds as they come out. Jungle Bride? Is it the first blacksploitation flick? only one way to find out….

your comments hurt my feelings and I'm crying now. Maybe I'll watch some television to cheer myself up. This Sally Jesse Raphael is good, you say?

oh no! the internet is trying to hurt my feelings! What was the name of the program (besides Archer) that is worth watching?

but I don't drink Pabst Blue Ribbon….I can't be a hipster. Name me one television show besides Archer that is worth watching. Keep in mind that I dont have cable, and have to go thru extraordinary measures to watch the episode. Go ahead: Defend your precious television. It's an entertainment holdover from the 50's. Be…

I wonder if it will be campy…or contain elements of camp. Maybe a bit Glam, too.

although if you can point me to any tv show or film that Charlie Sheen was in that is legitimately good, I'd probably check it out. Is he good in anything? Except for his life, which is pretty entertaining, I mean.

@hipster detector - I really don't watch tv except for Archer. Now surfing the net, I waste plenty of time doing that. and reading books, playing guitar, and piano….plenty of that. I have a limited amount of time, and I don't have money for cable. My girlfriend records Archer and slings it to me with her slingbox. I…

come on! this man is National Enquirer personified. His life is the single greatest reality show ever. I don't even watch tv (except for Archer), and I know all about this guy's lurid exploits. I applaud Charlie Sheen! I've never seen any of his films or shows, but this guy is entertaining as hell in real life.

if he's anything like Keith Richards or Jerry Lee Lewis, nothing can kill him

what about Yoko Ono? was she humiliated enough? or not enough?

well, that was in the newswire yesterday, so I'll give them credit….but JD Salinger preferred Burger King dammitt! and he had to go outside to get those tasty burgers. This whole "life of seclusion" thing was a sham!!!!

My guitar playing has suffered, too, because of my parents unwillingness to humiliate me. "You can be whatever you want as long as you try hard" was all I ever heard. WHERE WAS THE HUMILIATION I NEEDED??!?!?!

Newswire has failed me
All I see today is unimportant cultural new. Where is the hard hitting news of the day? Let me help:

darn parents
I would be a better piano player today if my parents had forced me to take piano lessons and stood by me to humiliate me while I practiced. They clearly ruined my life.

I don't hate her. I disregard her. Funny name, though.

what was that?
did you say Torn Anus? what? oh…..Tori Amos……nevermind

Great singer
I saw him a couple of times over the last few years. Great singer! His last bunch of albums were great, too.

Just throwing his name out there. He could have been more popular if they didn't make him perform behind the curtains. I think there's a clip or two of him on youtube. I just hate to see the first sucessful black country artist forgotten. He was on the Opry for 14 years. Way before Charley Pride.

the world's first, and to date, only, black country superstar?
From wikipedia:

waffles?
Is there waffles on the menu? Nothing goes together like chicken and waffles!