I'm still saying Loretta Lynn would send all these young uns to Fist City. Dolly is certainly the most successful female singer songwriter. Carol King is still around. Neko Case looks damn good on a car hood, though!

Better than Dolly Parton and Loretta Lynn? Those two are completely under-rated as songwriters.

Katie Holmes looks pretty good as a Jackie O mannequin. I'd like to (mumble mumble something) her grassy knoll. And I'm not usually attracted to mannequins.

badgers? we don't need no stinkin' badgers

ok, I had to listen to it. He rhymes "White and Purple" with "White and Purple". That is some dope wrapping. He wraps better than saran wrap. Better than wrapping paper. He has a future in this wrapping business.

rhymes with purple
I don't even need to listen to this to know how good it is. What word did he use to rhyme with purple? Yer pal? Mrytle? Gerbil?

Metal/Professional Wrestling/Teen Angst/Need to be different (but in a group setting)…..great product (for somebody else)!

The popular Nelson
The reason he wasn't the popular brother is because he wasn't a risk taker. Ricky Nelson went down doing coke in a firey airplane crash….this guy? Just dies of old age.

Oh, I see. They follow the advice of clowns. At least they're not waiting for Xenu. Thanks for the breakdown!

Still not exactly sure what a juggalo is, but they should have come up with a better name. They sound like overweight jello eaters with tattoos and have offensive body odor. And listen to bad music. Are they fat edgy hippies for the New Age?

Johnny Bankrupt. Johnny Foreclosure……Johnny Debit Card!

That "Real Mr. Heartache" cd is one of my all time favorite country cds

I love that song

If I could get a cellphone with an actual rotary dial on it, I'd be happy. No, not one of those digital virtual rotary dials, an actual rotary dial. I'd have the James Bond of cool phones.

I'm so lame, I can only use my phone to make calls. I have a separate mp3 player for my music. I have a separate camera for my pictures. I use a computer to access the web. I have to pull all of these devices behind me in a wagon just to do what other people do with their smart phones. Technology has left me behind.…

artistic statement
Here I thought he was trying to make some kind of artistic statement, and it turns out to be a crass marketing ploy. IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!??!??! I'm going to start crying like that teen singer he violated on national tv.

I bought a copy of the "Clone Wars" in the hood, and the lady kept calling it "The Clown Wars". I never watched it.

My old girlfriend used to always call Tori Amos "Torn Anus". Anytime I see her name, I automatically think "Torn Anus".

a no-nonsense midget bailiff with a taser

My dog says fireworks are lame