@avclub-40e90db13ab31c7efd64228034182c2e:disqus Today I learned that zombies apparently move like Scrubbing Bubbles.

@avclub-40e90db13ab31c7efd64228034182c2e:disqus Today I learned that zombies apparently move like Scrubbing Bubbles.

Brosnan's maximum plausible spy threshold was attained in The Thomas Crown Affair.

Brosnan's maximum plausible spy threshold was attained in The Thomas Crown Affair.

But it would be so much better if he willingly stepped aside and didn't have a knock-down fight with the nominee during the primaries. Biden's at his best stumping for somebody else in truck stops and bars across the country.

But it would be so much better if he willingly stepped aside and didn't have a knock-down fight with the nominee during the primaries. Biden's at his best stumping for somebody else in truck stops and bars across the country.

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus I was hoping for "chucklefuck"

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus I was hoping for "chucklefuck"

@avclub-525f76574b3a2a5bcb4da793c92a16fb:disqus I know he's a teetotaler in real life, but I can't shake loose the image of Joe walking around the White House in a tank top with a six-pack of Natty Light.

@avclub-525f76574b3a2a5bcb4da793c92a16fb:disqus I know he's a teetotaler in real life, but I can't shake loose the image of Joe walking around the White House in a tank top with a six-pack of Natty Light.

Topeka.

Topeka.

It's good work if you can get it.

It's good work if you can get it.

Has that guy been around at all this season, or do they just pull him out of a closet for dong conversion therapy?

Has that guy been around at all this season, or do they just pull him out of a closet for dong conversion therapy?

Out of his mustache. Sweet, sweet mustache drippings.

Out of his mustache. Sweet, sweet mustache drippings.

Dude, look it up. Encarta it.

Dude, look it up. Encarta it.