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"They stealthily opened the main doors, allowing the Unsullied infantry to enter the city"

Pretty sure she was a nurse, not a whore.

Yeah, that was way too quick.  Showing a slave stepping forward to speak in the previous scene would have made it much clearer.

"Yeah, George, it's about this week's script… no, no, no, it's all good, I love it.  But… scene five, the third "Hodor"?  I mean, tell me if I'm out of line here, but that really doesn't feel like something my character would say."

Yeah, I have real trouble getting invested in any of the characters- much of it feels like pure spectacle.  I find the acting and direction is sometimes good enough to overcome that, though- so while I'm not normally particularly attached to Catelyn, she got a nice sympathetic speech earlier in the season and her

This was good enough to overcome the appalling lack of paragraphing.  Nice one.

I know it's for a different show and all, but… not everyone's seen that.  I'd say spoiler etiquette here would at least require removing the precise timing.

Bran's decision was a bit wacky.  I mean, I guess it's possible that Wildlings have taken Castle Black because you see about five of them, but isn't it worth trying to find out instead of going on a spirit quest?  Can't his buddy possess an eagle or something and take a look?

Atheism doesn't necessarily mean no belief in supernatural power, just no belief in gods.

Sadly other people weren't able to resist it last week.

You could almost say the same thing about Starks.

I imagine there were supposed to be more wildlings in the immediate vicinity.  He and the wolves only took about about three of them.

They're mainly teenagers.  What did you expect?

Does 'earf' actually sound like an Afro-American accent?  Makes me think more of Estuary English, as in 'What do u fink you're doing?'

I've only seen that one guy up there threatening death.  Everybody else seems more 'c'mon, people, stop mentioning the books or making knowing comments about future events'.

I was actually wondering whether Joffrey might get away with it on a technicality.  Stannis called him 'Joffrey Baratheon' when IIRC his whole claim is based on Joffrey being a Lannister.

Well, that escalated quickly.

I remember not being such a fan of that one- the dog felt a little too conveniently sitcommy.  It's more fun when they more plausibly dig their own graves just by saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.

From what I recall, Sophie's plight at the end of that episode is one of the few moments where the comedy briefly drains away and there's nothing but sheer horror.

"Relax, Joffrey.  Your uncle Unauthorized Cinnamon is clearly drunk."
"You've said that ten times today, grandfather!"