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It's because it's an absolutely stonking premise for a film.  That premise can't fail to attract audiences and it doesn't even need much of a budget.  Best of all, it can be pitched in exactly six words.

A Freudian slip is saying one thing when you really meant to say a mother.

Can you hear me Major Thom?

Who?

Somehow I hadn't seen that yet… that's beautiful, especially with the added nostalgia value.  I dug the metaness of the beginning, with a guy doing an impression of Robbie Williams doing an impression of Liam Gallagher… or maybe that's what Robbie Williams always sounds like.

If anyone's looking for stuff off the main albums, two of my favourites from this-period Pulp are Seconds (despite the oddly flat productions messing up the way it builds to about three consecutive crescendoes) and 59 Lyndhurst Grove, which of all Jarvis' songs about cheating on people is probably the most elegaic.

…and probably even more men.  Men aren't really biologically equipped for that kind of thing.

It's a great song, but it's also pretty much I Will Survive.

Eh, not to me.  I've never seen Mongolia play football and I don't know much about the sport, but I'd love to see them win the World Cup.

Counterpoint: this is a casual article asking various writers their personal opinions, and makes no claims to be in any way authoritative, important, or 'valid'.  It's no big deal.

I thought Papa Lazarou was the bogeyman of everyone's adult years…

This is what I came down here to say.  Granted, the album… sprawls a little, but as far as I'm concerned it's all great.

This is what I came down here to say.  Granted, the album… sprawls a little, but as far as I'm concerned it's all great.

None of you reviewer types watch Peep Show, right?

None of you reviewer types watch Peep Show, right?

There's something to be said for the hesitant fapping implied by the question marks.  Others, however, hold that if one is not to fap boldly, 'tis better that one not fap at all.

There's something to be said for the hesitant fapping implied by the question marks.  Others, however, hold that if one is not to fap boldly, 'tis better that one not fap at all.

I am SHOCKED that nobody has mentioned Nickelback yet.  Having said that, though, the official, scientifically-determined Worst Song Ever is actually With Arms Wide Open by Creed.

I am SHOCKED that nobody has mentioned Nickelback yet.  Having said that, though, the official, scientifically-determined Worst Song Ever is actually With Arms Wide Open by Creed.

Women: turns out they're people.