Can we also give him Doom Guy's running skills?  I want to see a dude running at double Usain Bolt speed while carrying eight different weapons.

I posted this in a reply but I'm going to give it its own post: the moment a stuffed owl crashes through the window for no reason is one of my top 10 funniest moments in cinema history, probably.

I posted this in a reply but I'm going to give it its own post: the moment a stuffed owl crashes through the window for no reason is one of my top 10 funniest moments in cinema history, probably.

Schrodinger's ta-tas.

Schrodinger's ta-tas.

But you remember THE OWL, right?  They're sitting there, thinking they're safe, and then there's a crash of breaking glass, an orchestral sting, and an obviously stuffed owl lands at their feet.

But you remember THE OWL, right?  They're sitting there, thinking they're safe, and then there's a crash of breaking glass, an orchestral sting, and an obviously stuffed owl lands at their feet.

"Hello, virgin/whore."

"Hello, virgin/whore."

They're marked on a sliding scale though, right?  I mean, this Dexter gets A-, but it's clearly nowhere near a The Wire A-,  It's just much better than Colin Hanks sacrificing people to his Goooooooood.

They're marked on a sliding scale though, right?  I mean, this Dexter gets A-, but it's clearly nowhere near a The Wire A-,  It's just much better than Colin Hanks sacrificing people to his Goooooooood.

He was internally monologuing and lost track of where he was.

He was internally monologuing and lost track of where he was.

It means he's owning it. He's googing the role like a bad badger.  He's playing it like Shatner's Bassoon, is what Mr Alston is trying to express.

It means he's owning it. He's googing the role like a bad badger.  He's playing it like Shatner's Bassoon, is what Mr Alston is trying to express.

Straight-up decimating them would involve something like disabling one-and-a-half limbs between them.

Straight-up decimating them would involve something like disabling one-and-a-half limbs between them.

The battery problem was that people DID listen to the dialogue, tried to think about it, and realised it didn't make sense.  Your point seems to be the opposite- they should just enjoy it and not think about it.

The battery problem was that people DID listen to the dialogue, tried to think about it, and realised it didn't make sense.  Your point seems to be the opposite- they should just enjoy it and not think about it.

"Ambassadors of WHERE?  Well, I suppose we can't go breaking protocol.  Alright, set them in the east wing.  Far, far away from everybody else."