Naggers. People who annoy you.

I think there will still be surprises. Where did the lighter fluid come from, for instance?

We were supposed to have a quote?

We were supposed to have a quote?

Do you actually have cookies for us? If no, then no.

Do you actually have cookies for us? If no, then no.

Yeah one of those dumb "fill up your tray then pay" places where you try to hide three pieces of pizza under a salad.

Yeah one of those dumb "fill up your tray then pay" places where you try to hide three pieces of pizza under a salad.

I clicked on it. No regrets.

I clicked on it. No regrets.

And Borat for Kazakstan (no, I won't look up the correct spelling because Borat).

And Borat for Kazakstan (no, I won't look up the correct spelling because Borat).

Reykjavik sucks. They kick you out of the airport there so you have to spend money in the capital. Suckers! I spent all my money in the airport where things are CHEAP!!!

Reykjavik sucks. They kick you out of the airport there so you have to spend money in the capital. Suckers! I spent all my money in the airport where things are CHEAP!!!

Try losing that incurable canceraids.

Try losing that incurable canceraids.

Something something Ayn Rand's philosophy sucks.

Something something Ayn Rand's philosophy sucks.

In college, we had an intramural dodge ball tournament. One team was named Onan's Shame. They probably would have won it all but they withdrew from the tournament early.

In college, we had an intramural dodge ball tournament. One team was named Onan's Shame. They probably would have won it all but they withdrew from the tournament early.