Dawes?

Dawes?

You're blowing my mind, Scrawler.

You're blowing my mind, Scrawler.

Bill Simmons made a good point that it's probably a con by Roger Goodell in cahoots with David Stern to save money… wait, that wasn't a good point at all. Just Bill Simmons bullshit.

Bill Simmons made a good point that it's probably a con by Roger Goodell in cahoots with David Stern to save money… wait, that wasn't a good point at all. Just Bill Simmons bullshit.

They beat them two years ago?

They beat them two years ago?

*figures out who W.W. is*

*figures out who W.W. is*

Am I the only person who didn't even think about Lena Dunham's looks (for better or worse) until a bunch of other people started whining about how everyone thinks she's ugly?

Am I the only person who didn't even think about Lena Dunham's looks (for better or worse) until a bunch of other people started whining about how everyone thinks she's ugly?

Tell Uncle Tony to unplug his router, get in his Lincoln, and get outta town! The turnpikes gonna be jammmed!

Tell Uncle Tony to unplug his router, get in his Lincoln, and get outta town! The turnpikes gonna be jammmed!

Be distant. Chicks love distant.

Be distant. Chicks love distant.

My local turkish joint tells me it's "donors".

My local turkish joint tells me it's "donors".

…and then you wrote an essay on Benjamin Franklin as a historical man-goat.

…and then you wrote an essay on Benjamin Franklin as a historical man-goat.