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Victor Cruz > Terry Crews > Tom Cruise > Penelope Cruz > Taio Cruz > Carnival Cruise

Victor Cruz > Terry Crews > Tom Cruise > Penelope Cruz > Taio Cruz > Carnival Cruise

Pete Rose!

Pete Rose!

He did it again!!!!

He did it again!!!!

Use your allusion! Like, allude to Christmas Story or something. But you can't do Christmas Story. He did Christmas Story.

Use your allusion! Like, allude to Christmas Story or something. But you can't do Christmas Story. He did Christmas Story.

Why not Kenan Thompson?

Why not Kenan Thompson?

Threeve

Threeve

Get your finger out of your plop-plop!

Get your finger out of your plop-plop!

Speaking of herpes I just thought about how disgusting it would be to kiss Charlie Sheen. That mouth has been everywhere.

Speaking of herpes I just thought about how disgusting it would be to kiss Charlie Sheen. That mouth has been everywhere.

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