Fuck this movie. I'll just play through The Last of Us again, to get a sense of dread.

World War Z will be back, Bennett.

He was Juan Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez.

I loved it at first and was very intrigued……. and then I got very bored. It has an interesting idea but I did like it more than I thought I'd like a 'Ryan Reynolds joint'.

Wow you guys are picky! I mean, you've walked into a completed Hollywood film expecting the story to be coherent and, more importantly, finished? The story takes time to tell and 2 hours wasn't long enough. Cut Lindelof some slack; you guys should know movies don't work that way!

I see. I myself cannot.

There was a shitty, non-union Mexican equivalent called Twist-A-Plot which were as bad as the name suggests. The only thing I remember about them (whereas I remember most of my Choose Your Own Adventure books) was the logo was purple with green writing. Yummy!

As long as I hear that he's Russia's greatest love machine, I'll be happy.

Aw hell naw!

ALL the teenaged actresses? So there's a stable?

Hey Dorothy!

Just know this: When John finally tells his son he loves him, it's laughably bad, to the point where you can literally see Bruce Willis' mind say "what the fuck am I doing? I OWNED Nakatomi Plaza and now I'm saying I love you to some HUGE-headed Australian prick whilst we DON'T get radiation poisoning standing outside…

That movie is great! And they both look so, so young!

Surprise cameo? Did they play Word Up or Candy?

(I'm at work so it won't let me see that site. Fuck)

Fucking unavailable in my country……… damn this cursed IP address.

Mine is starting. Friday morning, almost the weekend. (Depending on where you are) I'm writing this from the future.

Give the man a hand ninininininininininininininin *shotgun blast*

Yeah I noticed her accent slipping…. A LOT.
But she's still gorgeous and has comedy chops, so I was okay with the accent slipping.

Why not? The Village.