So, apparently Sink crabcakes were his preferred snack.

Jek Porkins: Origins

This reminds me, whatever happened to Joss Stone?

It's kind of like when your landlord's coke problem gets discernable worse and worse and he jacks your rent up monthly.

10cc, even.

So, first he ruins Faulkner, now Steinbeck? What's next?

Those gifs will never not be useful…

That was amazing.

Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.

But will werecougars make an appearance?

Early in his life, he consciously made an effort to try and sound as much like Marlon Brando as possible. He didn't like his Canadian accent.

Damn you, Disqus…

If that doesn't already exist, it damn well should.

See above

"When playing football, try and favor the other leg."

The Deepening: 3-Deepening

Mike Jooooooooones

That was actually my first reaction. "There's no way to dweeb this man up. He's even rocking that stupid hat!"

There goes Fucksquatch…

THAT'S what we need a movie about. Like 127 Hours, but at the end he drinks a bottle of cranberry juice.