This is the note!

The bullets raaaaiiiiin down on elephaaaaaants

Thoroughly penetrated, in fact.

Josh Homme counters by acquiring a trademark for Sick, Sick, Sick.

All you have to do is trademark fissures oozing pus and you'll be rolling in sweet, sweet cash.

….So does this mean we've hit peak Swift?

The answer, my friend, is polyamory.

Holy shit, it's the Trifecta of Terrible! The Troika of Troublesome! Three Things That Thuck!

*Beef exclusively extracted from Companion Cows. These cows have been matched with PTSD-suffering veterans to help alleviate anxiety through Dan Cathy's "Cows Who Care" foundation. For no less than three months, these cows and vets bond through guided forest walks and hug-therapy, before these beautiful bovines are…

If this isn't the next joint Rogen-Moore project, I'm suing somebody's widow.

- First phrase uttered in season 3 of Hannibal

"…comprised mostly of yeasty folds. Not unlike a Shih Tzu."

IT IS ALL I AM PROGRAMMED TO DO

*sneezes as cat walks by* o.o

About Chipotle? It'd be "Shartdust."

Hell of a compromise

There's no such thing as Somali pilates!

In a body bag if you don't drop that?

Retcon

*sheds a single tear, hunts for brains*