The show will probably have a big battle but I'm guessing they make friends with the Others in the books and the Children of the Forrest are secretly total dicks.

Yeah, guess they need to close that little oath loophole.

We're not giving it to Thorne for his 36 hours in charge?

Which is a huge check in the column of the "Qyburn does not have control of the little birds and is in fact bullshitting his way through master of whispers" theory I've seen bandied about. Specifically that he's a dornish plant.

Robert wasn't exactly Father of the Year material either. Let's not blame this all on Cersei.

fer honer

If you are the Warden of the north you can't fucking refuse to defend the north that's the one reason you even get to be a liege lord. No one pays taxes if you don't defend them. ugh.

I also base most decisions on porn.

Rhodey went out like a bitch. The only good shot he gets in is sonic gunning a distracted Wanda. The rest of the time his light saber is getting shattered or he's getting tossed around by ant-man.

They had an Ultron movie last year. He's was directly created by an Avenger.

I think they call that Borrowing.

Yeah, his peak was that 5 year period from 84 to like 90. He's in princess bride in there too.

I'm trying to explain they mystery cut away. I think it was shot and worded that way because they weren't sure if they wanted Stannis dead or not and left themselves an out either way. Basically punted the decision to this season. Stannis is probably show dead.

Sure, let's go with that.

And also, the last thing Stannis says to Brienne is "Do your Duty." Her duty was the Stark girls, and she probably struck the tree he was leaning against in frustration before riding off to save sansa.

Oh, those Boltons and Freys are gonna be at the bottom of that lake for sure. My money's on his false Lightbringer shattering on an Other and then eating it.

Lady Gaga cosplaying poison Ivy.

Boston police just had an online poll to name their new dog, and the winning name was "Mr. Spaghetti," but they named it Hunter anyway because of course.

It was some embarrassing joke name like Taylor Hayseed or Taylor Rednecks or Taylor Kitsch.

Fuck Simon Baker and his impossibly perfect hair.