I feel like its pretty clear he likes doing stuff like this. From this, his AD character, his weird Jack Frost in a like Santa Clause 4 or whatever, and Jiminy Glick, he has demonstrated an affinity for this sort of creepy gross out type of character.

I love beard music.

I kind of love the joke.

Do you… do you dig up dirt on your friends on the off chance that they are at some point in the future not also watching a low-rated cable drama so that you can compel their viewership through extortion?

Unless it takes place in the past! Then they better have Brittish goddamn accents!

Of the Phoenix McSecurityPasses?

You are describing the majority of How I Met Your Mother's run.

You poor woman.

Same for shows overall, but nothing peaks better than the Office. I personally think all of those shows best seasons were season 2, so Office> Community>30 Rock>Parks for me.

IT'S SAMURAI I AM AWRY YOU MOUTH-BREATHING MORON

She is so darn funny in her like 3 minutes of screen time.

Goddammit now I'm doing it too. Was that show pretty good though? I feel like it might have been, but I wasn't paying enough attention.

Those Rita episodes are funny as fuck. Aren't there only 2 MRF explicit ones, if that's what harshes your mellow? "Forget Me Now" might be the funniest episode the show ever did.

That's a healthy way of looking at it. I'm a 30 Rock > Office > Parks guy myself, ranked in order of how much I want to watch them again.

Only if I get awesome new footwear first.

HBO's CEO of what now?

SHUT UP THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN

Which is kind of dorky, but at least its showing appreciation.

Oh heavens no. They threw it away a while ago.

Link that video, please.