I am wearing an Ushanka right now, but I assure you, it is unrelated to my alcohol problem.

Use the word "idiot."

Oh man I watched the son on DVR after I came home drunk and pretty much just cried for an hour straight. I'm pretty sure I was dehydrated after. I blame the crying more than the drinking. But it didn't hit me as hard as Saracens "Everybody leaves me!" exclamations.

I'M CRIPPLED AND I WANT TO LISTEN TO NIRVANA!

I think Saracen crying in the shower and yelling at coach might be my favorite moment of the series, in fact. FNL may be the only serialized show I love where the plots were by and large awful, but it was completely beside the point.

I would have preferred Editor-in-Chimp to Hail to the Chimp.

Oh god, TIM MINCHIN carried it? And a rip-off of Almost Famous? This show somehow sounds even worse than the one I stopped watching after a girlfriend bought me the first season for one of the most underwhelming birthday presents in my life.

If all their series end with the main character becoming the lumberjack i would be overjoyed. It can be their house style! I mean, we at HBO already took "quality."

And King of Comedy, and A Bronx Tale. Look, he's just wrong on a lot of fronts on this one.

We all need to get laid.

You do know that Raging Bull and Goodfellas came out after Taxi Driver, yes?

Welcome to my world.

Coen Bros make bank now, it will be fine.

Or as loosely as Adventure Time defines the term…

I think China, IL hit the ground running at 30 minutes. I know it is appointment television for me.

Any little kid's pee. Under 5.

I absolutely loved that sketch. "I'm over it!"

Just assume there is a person or persons out there who happen to take note of those who freak out comically at a single down vote. They are fake internet points, useless beauty.

I'M CRIPPLED AND I WANT TO LISTEN TO NIRVANA

Mom jokes have a long and storied tradition here at the AV club. I wouldn't take it personal. Your mother certainly doesn't. It's all business with her.