Turned… into… prick? Mark? CHANGED into a prick? He chases children with a pipe at the end of the PILOT.

I think that is my favorite moment in all of television history. Or when Jez contemplates raping Mark. Or when Mark admits he might be a pedophobe. I think I am just going to go fire up the old netflix.

Super Hans is genuinely upsetting for me to look upon, and even worse for me to hear talk. He is the bogeyman of my adult years. I love the show, but I am terrified of Super Hans.

@Scrawler2:disqus But those are the best parts! And the feasting! The endless, extensively detailed feasting!

Oh c'mon, they're not THAT famous. I can't even remember their names. I mostly call them Future Tits, Near-Future Tits, and Not Tits.

Why doesn't she see how this one works out first?

"I had no choiceok?"

I'll-bite-my-fries. Just a couple more hours and we'll crack this joke right, @avclub-06fd9984bfad9e6fe1236fb61c3b511b:disqus and @avclub-1eef45ef03673157e63ffab5e8c42326:disqus !

Q; What does Family Guy got that the Simpsons don't got?

"Arbeit Macht Bork"  — Swedish Camp Chef

Am I crazy, or does Casey Wilson Look like a thin Camryn Manheim?

The media men beg to differ, judging by the hole in the satellite picture.

My name is an homage to the various purveyors of smut throughout history.

Speed's the name of the game.

I was like "What? Isn't Smash Mouth still around, just playing county fairs and selling waaaaaaaaaaaaaay less records?" And I was right!

.00000003892% - "Smash Mouth left the game? Someone should tell 429 Records who just released Smash Mouth's 6th studio album Magic on September 4th, 2012! And the hundreds of fans who left their live shows satisfied over the last 6 months!"

I fucking love Go. Haven't played in years. No one knows what it is when I talk about it.

Probably ate/licked it. Although I'd like to see a bear with little razor blade and mirror. Oh, how cute! He thinks he's fucked up people!

The slate wasn't wiped that clean. I assume Johnny is still working for Limehouse.

I curse the day Felicity was added to Netflix streaming. That show is the most  boring thing I have ever seen. But I can't get Mrs. of Tits to turn it off to save my life. Loved her in Running Wilde, Waitress, and Mission Impossible III, however.