[clutches Commander in Chief DVDs to chest, wipes away tear]

[clutches Commander in Chief DVDs to chest, wipes away tear]

I mean, she was 12. Lets give her a break?

I mean, she was 12. Lets give her a break?

You'll find that most strippers are born with upstanding Christian names, but only perform under the ridiculous stage names they choose themselves.

You'll find that most strippers are born with upstanding Christian names, but only perform under the ridiculous stage names they choose themselves.

Oh damn, good thing I read this before making my johnny-com-lately-and-also-worse wire joke.

Oh damn, good thing I read this before making my johnny-com-lately-and-also-worse wire joke.

3.8. So yes, like 3 more per episode.

3.8. So yes, like 3 more per episode.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Tits of all kinds have there place. They reveal as much and more about a character as their costume and behavior. Tits are truly the window to the soul.

Tits of all kinds have there place. They reveal as much and more about a character as their costume and behavior. Tits are truly the window to the soul.

I did not find it pervy, or too sexualizing of pubescents or sexually exciting or whatever. It was more of an "aww… you crazy kids" feeling. it made me wistful for my first quasi-sexual encounters, and how exiting and awkward they were. And as for the camera loving the shit out of the girls breasts: take it from me, a…

I did not find it pervy, or too sexualizing of pubescents or sexually exciting or whatever. It was more of an "aww… you crazy kids" feeling. it made me wistful for my first quasi-sexual encounters, and how exiting and awkward they were. And as for the camera loving the shit out of the girls breasts: take it from me, a…

Surprise, surprise, the avclub has the best survivor discussion. i do so enjoy it as well.

Surprise, surprise, the avclub has the best survivor discussion. i do so enjoy it as well.

7 years dungeon. All of you. No trials.

7 years dungeon. All of you. No trials.