To be honest, I only recognized it as "Weird" Al Yankovic's "The White Stuff" (In the middle of an oreo).

To be honest, I only recognized it as "Weird" Al Yankovic's "The White Stuff" (In the middle of an oreo).

that was the right  stuff.

that was the right  stuff.

After a while most of my fucks tend to blend together.

After a while most of my fucks tend to blend together.

The Net was the first PG-13 movie I ever saw. My only memory of it is maybe Sandra Bullock hits someone with a fire extinguisher?

The Net was the first PG-13 movie I ever saw. My only memory of it is maybe Sandra Bullock hits someone with a fire extinguisher?

My parents telling me I'm skipping the second grade, my decision to quit varsity soccer because I got a role in the high school play, convincing HBO to put tits in Arli$$

My parents telling me I'm skipping the second grade, my decision to quit varsity soccer because I got a role in the high school play, convincing HBO to put tits in Arli$$

Team Rhodes Scholars

Team Rhodes Scholars

Pro tip: if you seal the deal with a lady at her place and you notice her wire  dvds on the shelf it is a prudent idea to burn your clothes in her bathroom and gauge her reaction as to whether marry her/ensure it will be a one night stand.

Pro tip: if you seal the deal with a lady at her place and you notice her wire  dvds on the shelf it is a prudent idea to burn your clothes in her bathroom and gauge her reaction as to whether marry her/ensure it will be a one night stand.

Ladies, gentlemen (?), your  avatars all look equally wonderful.

Ladies, gentlemen (?), your  avatars all look equally wonderful.

@avclub-080acdcce72c06873a773c4311c2e464:disqus  I know I would want Pete and Abi gone as soon as possible, and the only way I'd go for lisa is if one of them won immunity.

@avclub-080acdcce72c06873a773c4311c2e464:disqus  I know I would want Pete and Abi gone as soon as possible, and the only way I'd go for lisa is if one of them won immunity.

The term is "X-Pac Heat"

The term is "X-Pac Heat"