I tried to get the wendy's girl into any of the titted roles, but Wendy's didn't want their spokeslady's tits all over the internet. Her agent told me "Do see Marie Callender's tits? Aunt Jemima's? You're not going to be seeing Wendy's!"

Oh, Jon Snow will know a little something about those tits, if I have my way. Probably next season though.

Oh, Jon Snow will know a little something about those tits, if I have my way. Probably next season though.

gotta have some way to make him an underdog even though he wins every single battle.

gotta have some way to make him an underdog even though he wins every single battle.

Also, she's got renly who she was holding a candle for. Brienne is all about the romantic subplots.

Also, she's got renly who she was holding a candle for. Brienne is all about the romantic subplots.

She kills dudes and raises her armies and has the dragons attack. I think that will suitably badass, with less of her hemming and hawing from the books.

She kills dudes and raises her armies and has the dragons attack. I think that will suitably badass, with less of her hemming and hawing from the books.

I definitely bought that they COULD be dead, but just didn't believe it. Like one of those poor souls who still thinks Ned is alive somehow, only right.

I definitely bought that they COULD be dead, but just didn't believe it. Like one of those poor souls who still thinks Ned is alive somehow, only right.

way to spoil next week, @avclub-e6990f5a3eb5738fbb28fd8a53506f6f:disqus . You could learn a thing or two from "Next time on Mad Men."

way to spoil next week, @avclub-e6990f5a3eb5738fbb28fd8a53506f6f:disqus . You could learn a thing or two from "Next time on Mad Men."

well, pierce gained "I don't have to read this book." And Sims gets… To also review the series? Because he and Todd both really really wanted to? I'm not buying it. He's just really savvy.

well, pierce gained "I don't have to read this book." And Sims gets… To also review the series? Because he and Todd both really really wanted to? I'm not buying it. He's just really savvy.

and doesn't Martel fight with a spear any way?

and doesn't Martel fight with a spear any way?

Polliver, Arnolf Karstark, and Black Walder.

Polliver, Arnolf Karstark, and Black Walder.

I will always hate Jon Snow's casting for his swishy hair and piss poor excuse for a beard. Also he's played a little too fiery for my taste. I feel like he should be more dour. You're pouting wrong! be more resigned, and less uppity!