In the interest of adding a silver lining to this needless pain, I hereby Patent 'Voice of Elmo' as my next band name… 

In the interest of adding a silver lining to this needless pain, I hereby Patent 'Voice of Elmo' as my next band name… 

In the interest of adding a silver lining to this needless pain, I hereby Patent 'Voice of Elmo' as my next band name…

In the interest of adding a silver lining to this needless pain, I hereby Patent 'Voice of Elmo' as my next band name…

Release the Crackin'!

Release the Crackin'!

It is a dramatic truism that the triangle is the most vital and exciting of dramatic forms…

It is a dramatic truism that the triangle is the most vital and exciting of dramatic forms…

Or, "How the Horta Failed English 101 for the 46th Year Running"

Or, "How the Horta Failed English 101 for the 46th Year Running"

I used to think Tom Cruise was just another dupe of Scientology, but now that recent events have shown that he is not only 2nd in charge, but also a willing user of slave labour based on the idea that he is an even 'greater being' than the rest of the Scilons, I don't think I can even justify going to any more of his…

I used to think Tom Cruise was just another dupe of Scientology, but now that recent events have shown that he is not only 2nd in charge, but also a willing user of slave labour based on the idea that he is an even 'greater being' than the rest of the Scilons, I don't think I can even justify going to any more of his…

Going to have to abandon you kids until I catch up— No be good, and don't stay up too late!

Going to have to abandon you kids until I catch up— No be good, and don't stay up too late!

This film actually ruined my sex life for a month at least. A terribly unpleasant experience.

This film actually ruined my sex life for a month at least. A terribly unpleasant experience.

That's understandable given how often t is used as an excuse, especially by pretentious (yet poor) writers. Hacks have too much dignity for that…

That's understandable given how often t is used as an excuse, especially by pretentious (yet poor) writers. Hacks have too much dignity for that…

Can someone give @avclub-1cdd3d1e53f96ae7894ff6d46f59f2e0:disqus and @avclub-bd847fd835b2c6025557898b6aff7b2d:disqus the address to write too? They seem to be sleeping too well at night…

Can someone give @avclub-1cdd3d1e53f96ae7894ff6d46f59f2e0:disqus and @avclub-bd847fd835b2c6025557898b6aff7b2d:disqus the address to write too? They seem to be sleeping too well at night…