Ha ha ha! Motorhead is pretty freakin' awesome. Did anyone else see the Microsoft songsmith version of Ace of Spades? I'd link it, but work blocks YouTube …

So he will be eating his dinner on Matador's dime.

It was a racist scorpion, I think. Or maybe it was a black scorpion and he called it the n-word. I can't remember now.

I heard a newcaster describe a teaparty as a "teabagging party" on the air. No joke. It was the best part of my week, but I also lead a pretty mundane existence …

Veronica Mars and all her friends & enemies spoke that way, so I believe it to be factually based.

X eh?

There was a time, not too terribly long ago, when there was only writing with no artificial separation between literature and genre writing.

Clyde - it really wasn't a 'twist'. He telegraphed it pretty well ahead of time. I found it utterly devastating and beautiful. I don't think I could read it again, at least not anytime soon.

I'm 33 and I'd give Malkmus tongue.

Best devil ever.

That's right. We all need to vomit our lunches while bowing to the poecelain Raekwon.

What about Darabont's first draft of Electric Boogaloo to star Kanye?

Angelina Jolie's brother.

I'mo go home and get me some BIG TITS with HOT GREASE all ova 'em.

Ellis is interesting. How novels are so dark and internal that it's almost impossible to translate onto film. I don't think he qualifies as great though.

Remorse, I like you very much.

I was a teenage werewolf!!

The same people who figured out which part of rhubarb was not poisonous.

The Watchmen sex scene wasn't hard to watch, just annoying. Like, "Malin Akerman annoys me so much, I can't even enjoy her tits!" But Sideways, holy crap I have never laughed so hard at a sex scene. The way Giammatti's eyes were darting back and forth between the horror before him and the stolen wallet. Brilliant.

I guess then GLOBAL FUCKING WARMING OWNS!??