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I guess GLOBAL FUCKING WARMING OWNS!??

And if I'm correct, they used very little, if any CGI. It's sad that it is so overused that we see it even where it does not exist.

I was watching the Blob and I was like, "hey, that's Steve McQueen!" And then I changed the channel. So, at the end, did they kill it by spreading it over toasted bread or something? That would seem logical …

At some point the Blob will need to be rejected by the devil. Otherwise this will not be a true Rob Zombie film. And I want Steve McQueen's corpse to be there.

As it relates to H. Rollins, the word "banged" means "got punched by".

I love that video of him getting arrested in Vegas (or was he just escorted out of the hotel? Now I can't remember). Anyway, the burly security dude is standing over him and he's yelling, "Help! Help! I'm bein' repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!" Or some shit like that.

He meant "inner conflict and tortured balls" because those magic pants didn't stretch as much as they were supposed to …

Buttslammers IV?

Ang Lee's The Wedding Banquet.

Er, maybe two. My jokes aren't working today.

Maybe she only has one eye. In which case, everything seems one-dimensional.

Yeah, Jacob's Ladder is the kind of film you only want to see once. Although I could watch the freaky dance-club scene with the chick dancing with the monster again. That's hypnotic-freaky as opposed to most of the rest of the movie which is like … I don't know, brown acid freaky?

I only rely on Hyper Global Meganet.

Better than that handful of sausage you were holding this morning.

I was wondering if I was the only one to have that reaction. I almost had to pause …

I was a fuckin' good striker!

I'll pass on this, only because I have 30+ Miles recordings already. Now, what is tempting to me is that new Richard Thompson retrospective. I have Watching the Dark, plus a number of his other recordings, but damn if I ain't a sucker!

Anyone tried that Bud with artificial lime-like substance already added? If that stuff is not in hell, then someone seriously messed up.

Why is it all of a sudden I need to know German to understand these comments?

With his pedigree, he can do whatever the eff he wants.