Gummy chairs!

Gummy chairs!

Like a train in the night, like a train in the… hold on, I can get this… NIIIIIIIGHT!

Like a train in the night, like a train in the… hold on, I can get this… NIIIIIIIGHT!

Diane, I am holding in my hands a small box of chocolate bunnies.

Diane, I am holding in my hands a small box of chocolate bunnies.

Oh, me too.

Oh, me too.

That's what I need: a clean place, reasonably priced.

That's what I need: a clean place, reasonably priced.

Teenage me was super weirded out by any books with adolescent sexuality/puberty stuff in them. I couldn't forget that all of this was written by A GROWNUP and it seemed creepy that they would write about things like that.

Teenage me was super weirded out by any books with adolescent sexuality/puberty stuff in them. I couldn't forget that all of this was written by A GROWNUP and it seemed creepy that they would write about things like that.

The floating brain in the freezer was genuinely scary. I think if I'd seen that as a kid I would have run shrieking from the room.

The floating brain in the freezer was genuinely scary. I think if I'd seen that as a kid I would have run shrieking from the room.

I know lots of people swear by them, but they creep me the fuck out.

I know lots of people swear by them, but they creep me the fuck out.

Yeah, the feminist internet is all over those things. (To the point that any time anyone mentions a menstruation-related problem, someone tells them that a cup will fix EVERYTHING.) I've never seen them advertised, except for a Mooncup pamphlet somebody hid in a potted plant in my college (!).

Yeah, the feminist internet is all over those things. (To the point that any time anyone mentions a menstruation-related problem, someone tells them that a cup will fix EVERYTHING.) I've never seen them advertised, except for a Mooncup pamphlet somebody hid in a potted plant in my college (!).

Aaaugh, that gives me the horrors. Baby wipes can have some seriously nasty stuff in them (as in, they can give babies a very painful rash).

Aaaugh, that gives me the horrors. Baby wipes can have some seriously nasty stuff in them (as in, they can give babies a very painful rash).