Hey, nilus, quit stealing my act.

What's the deal?
What's the deal with people making grotesque wax statues of me and selling them online to creepy obsessive shut-ins?

Oof. More like "What's the deal with cancerAIDS, amirite?"

What's the deal?
What's the deal with firsties?

What's the deal with horrible people who are inexplicably wealthy lavishing absurd amounts of money on gaudy asinine displays of affection?

What's the deal with people remaking good movies and then the remakes aren't as good?