I grew up in… well, let's just call it a "Christian cult", where I spent pretty much every Sunday thru Friday for the first 16 years of my life. Sunday at church (AM and PM) and Monday thru Friday at School — plus a bonus midweek church service on Wednesday nights!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again — I will never, EVER get sick of the garden gnome episode of King of the Hill.