There can be only one: Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!

What's on FXX tonight? Something ribald no doubt.

Zack Attack. Friends Forever would have melted my face right the fuck off.

The superpower to annoy the fuck out of me? Yes, she had it.

You can't say 'brought to you by' anymore in ads. It's got to be 'Poured by Coors Light' or 'Cold Powered by Coors Light'

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You're jokingly being this condescending and smarmy, right?

'Heat' is great, but 'The Insider' is Mann's best movie. Not that this was the point of the article…

Malcolm Gladwell is one of their guitarists?

I feel the same way about the movie 'Slacker' and Austin. It's kind of a shitty movie anyway, but it's intolerable to me for the same reasons.

Purge 2: The Bingining

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If only more word got out that it couldn't climb down stairs. If only…

Please let it have a speaker that says 'Madam you have suffered an emotional shock. I will contact a rape crisis center."

Clearly 'Chimpanzee Riding on a Segway' is his masterwork.

I appreciate your passion on behalf of your medium.

Did anyone eat a turnbuckle?

Oh you mean the metaphors of the shoe shine kit, the name 'Sandy', the heart transplant, the lighter, the violin, the upside down slide…

Hey Sandy, it sounds like you have something to say…

Release the robotic Richard Simmons