Greetings, fellow geode-ologist

Word is he left in order to star in The Faculty 2.

Clearly Cameron Esposito is next in line. I've been told she's just great.

As someone currently watching The Wire for the first time, the pride I felt at understanding the Omar reference knows no bounds.

I've read 'Hogg' so I know what true love is.

The ugly one?…The ugly one?

This article gave me the runs.

Not afraid to say it. 'Insane in the Brain' is a top 5 all-time rap song. Even without the orchestra.

Career Advice: Start a casino. Wheelan Dealin'.

You mean a nickel?

Okay, yes. And the TV show. Otherwise I'm standing by it.

The word 'homeland' has never been uttered by a non-rightwing asshole.

"Some viewers—including those on The A.V. Club staff—prefer the show’s first three seasons"

he's still good. he's still good.

What ruined Sansa was someone posting how much she looks like Boy George. Can't unsee it now.

Oberyn will never be the head of a major corporation.

I don't want to downplay Santa on crutches, but the fat twins on mopeds are my favorite surprise witnesses.

I did these at the National Grammar Rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada.

Yawn

My schadenfreude is fully, capably engorged right now.