Good to see John Slattery finds work at the ranch in between Mad Men seasons.

I wish I liked working as much as he does. I feel like a lazy mofo now.

I wish I liked working as much as he does. I feel like a lazy mofo now.

Reunion tours are like a mouth full of sores.

Reunion tours are like a mouth full of sores.

A tasteful blend of grease-stain hiding fabrics and the uniform of the 70s Pittsburgh Pirates.

A tasteful blend of grease-stain hiding fabrics and the uniform of the 70s Pittsburgh Pirates.

It's a real shame what's happened to this guy. There was no one I enjoyed listening to more when he was on Loveline back in the day, but then the money bug caught him and then it became obvious he would do and say anything for exposure.

It's a real shame what's happened to this guy. There was no one I enjoyed listening to more when he was on Loveline back in the day, but then the money bug caught him and then it became obvious he would do and say anything for exposure.

Correct Answer: Isosceles triangle

Correct Answer: Isosceles triangle

"I look forward to seeing you for season six, hopefully in early 2013."

"I look forward to seeing you for season six, hopefully in early 2013."

Oh lawd I hate Marketplace. 'We talk a lot about business and the economy but we're totally relaxed about it, brah'

Oh lawd I hate Marketplace. 'We talk a lot about business and the economy but we're totally relaxed about it, brah'

I thought 'roast beef' usually referred to labia and such?

I thought 'roast beef' usually referred to labia and such?

You're telling me my combination of tight-rolled Z Cavariccis, colored socks, Zodiacs, and silk shirt wasn't a good look? I say good day to you sir!

You're telling me my combination of tight-rolled Z Cavariccis, colored socks, Zodiacs, and silk shirt wasn't a good look? I say good day to you sir!

Time to bring back the Virtual Boy.