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HoH was better than I thought it would be, but it still felt like a calculated mixture of Vox and The Fermata.  Those books were great for their time, but taking sexual-writing cues from books written in the mid-90s and expecting them to work now isn't going to work.

Weren't LT & Bo really good in Tecmo Bowl? I don't remember their dominance in Tecmo Super Bowl. It's been awhile…

Yes, that same sentiment was later perfected by 'V'.

@Mexican Blade Runner. Damn right he is. CTB is one of my favorite movies while CTD has Grace Jones, Wilt Chamberlain, and some of the worst/cheapest 'monster' special effects I've ever seen. The statue that turns into that thing with the horn is so amazingly shitty looking that it should earn an 'F' for that alone.

Conan is Racist!
When Roger Ebert reviewed CTB 90% of it was about how it was racist b/c Thulsa Doom was black and Conan was white. But wasn't Thulsa Doom reptilian?

You must mean John Kruk. He only has one testicle.

Will She?
I hope they let her sing 'My Life Would Suck Without You' on one of the episodes. Could be a nice moment.

I can only hope
Is this compatible with my R.O.B.? Gyromite is totally going to be my bitch now.

Balls
I like this show, but this episode was terrible. Ok I get it, Pierce is hurt and revengeful—you can stop raping that corpse of a storyline now. I guess his verbal abuse of a suicidal fat guy didn't quite get that idea across a couple of weeks ago.

Thom Yorke was positively Assange-esque back then

I fondly remember the mid-90's jeans and body suit (thong & non-thong varieties) combination. Those were the days, people. Those were the party days.

lol. yoda, wtf is

successful troll is successful.

Well at least he doesn't fly like in Robocop 3. Original Robocop was so good and the third so bad that I don't remember much about the second.

This might be the closest any of us get to seeing a real life version of Troy McClure's 'Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!'.

Undertow is my favorite Tool album
Do they also cover 'Prison Sex,' 'Swamp Song,' & 'Sober?'

Texass
Amazing the publisher of Penthouse died in the reddest-of-red state, conservative Christian hotbed of Plano, TX. I'd love to know how he ended up here. Because it sucks, you see.

It was the juicy middle (intended) between the girls-next-door of Playboy and the c-sections and stretchmarks of Hustler, Swank, Juggs, etc.

Opening Scene
Why did I kill her? Because she's got a GREAT ASS!!!!!

How are they broke?
Don't they make enough money off the royalties of 'Electric Feel?'