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Is he trying to say 'carcass', 'Caucasus' or 'caucus'? Seems like he wants a bob each way.

YOU MONSTER!!!

October 2009, we awoke in Sydney to see everything bathed in an orange glow. I thought that there must be a building on fire in our street, but it turned out that a huge dust storm from the interior was dumping tons of red dust over a 600-mile stretch of the east coast. it looked like we were on Mars - THAT was…

And if you translate "Lifespring" into German, you get "Lebensborn".

Very possibly.

I got more of a late-period Depeche Mode vibe from that one.

*BBBZZZZZZZZTTT!*

Ooh, Portrait…! Classy!

Is this thing even on?

I wish he'd directed Jedi.

Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again, again!

'Budsibling' is adorable - and disgusting if you consider the implications.

And to spell 'color' with a 'u' and 'aluminum' with an 'i'.

It's just over here, in the accusing parlour.

The Adventure of the Greek Orthodox Interpreter

Sherlock Rickles, Insulting Detective.

Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again…

I so wanted to get 'quit Stalin' in here before JDB, but I was too slow. The odds are Stakhanov'ed against me. But rest assured, JDB, I Beria no ill-will.

So, "Tish, you spoke French!" is not so big a deal.