What made it even worse for me is that the actress who played the first love looks a little like Donna.  I think that, regardless of her talents (of which I was oblivious), that should have disqualified her for the role.  The resemblance is just too distracting.

What made it even worse for me is that the actress who played the first love looks a little like Donna.  I think that, regardless of her talents (of which I was oblivious), that should have disqualified her for the role.  The resemblance is just too distracting.

Buñuelos.  Also, per Wikipedia, bimuelos, birmuelos, bermuelos, burmuelos, or bonuelos.

Buñuelos.  Also, per Wikipedia, bimuelos, birmuelos, bermuelos, burmuelos, or bonuelos.

I really like Takashi, too, but Patricia has a sly, dry wit that really appeals to me (cookingwise, I think they're pretty evenly matched).  I look forward to her row with Lorena next week.

I really like Takashi, too, but Patricia has a sly, dry wit that really appeals to me (cookingwise, I think they're pretty evenly matched).  I look forward to her row with Lorena next week.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Yeah, I thought it got really good in the later episodes.  I'm glad I stuck with it.

Yeah, I thought it got really good in the later episodes.  I'm glad I stuck with it.

I liked her cheerful "Just leave the money on the dresser" when Rosen and Nina took off after their little experiment.  She might have been okay with being a guinea pig, but she knew she was being used.

I liked her cheerful "Just leave the money on the dresser" when Rosen and Nina took off after their little experiment.  She might have been okay with being a guinea pig, but she knew she was being used.

Not to mention creepy ceiling old ladies (The Exorcist 3).

Not to mention creepy ceiling old ladies (The Exorcist 3).

* I first read the title of this review as "Holly Madison's Poo Party."

* I first read the title of this review as "Holly Madison's Poo Party."

At one point, I yelled at my screen, "Oh, shut up.  I don't care who you fuck."

At one point, I yelled at my screen, "Oh, shut up.  I don't care who you fuck."

I gave it a chance.  Pity we'll never know where it would have gone.

I gave it a chance.  Pity we'll never know where it would have gone.