"Do you think I like being kidnapped?? Is that what you think I want??"

Yeah, though I'm guessing it might've been made to make up for the fact that in over fifteen issues, FP has appeared in all of three panels so far, in non-speaking roles. Issue #15 was a pretty heinous example, what with it being a story about pretty much every Princess in Ooo teaming up to help save Finn. Ryan North,…

Also, interesting that this episode airs just a bit after we learn of Boom's next Adventure Time mini-series (after Fionna and Cake) will be Adventure Time: Candy Capers, featuring Peppermint Butler & Cinnamon Bun as a crime-fighting duo. The words "F***. AND. YES." immediately spring to mind, especially since we…

The fact that Braco's grandfather had a copy of Mind Games kind of throws a twist into things, though (of course, we don't know how long Braco's species ages…).

…Only in Hollywood these days can you have a film pull in over $70 million on it's opening weekend & still have it referred to as a disappointment.

…Except when your current season seemingly consists of at least 30% non-stop winking, it may be time to rip the eyelids off & call it a rest.

Yeah, but the review & a chunk of comments didn't.

I love how the site's video was just so blatantly fake in every area, & yet Linda went through with it anyway just to help Gene. Awesome. Also, no mention of how Deuce was the Prince of Persuasia, AKA Rob Huebel, AKA the Closer of Close-up Magic & the Iceman of Inkjet Repair (EDIT: Thanks, Wackd)? This show's…

The Bieber joke was one that should have worked for me, but didn't. It was basically going "Get it? It's exactly like one of our unfunny, overhyped, shoved-in celebrity guest appearances, but now we're pointing out that it's unfunny, overhyped, & shoved in! That instantly makes it funny, right?" Again, I don't think…

Somehow, it just makes sense that sentient video game console would get the idea to raise an egg in a pouch on the front of their body…I don't know if that was intentional or not, but god, I love BMO. Air might be shocked to learn about this sudden pregnancy, though…

Technically it had five things going on: Bob, Louise, & Rudy's Amazon adventure, Gene & Zeke's fetish hunt, Tina & Harry's geek-off, Linda's chanting, & even Mr. Frond's little bit of flirtation with the museum employee (though that last one may not count). But yeah, all of them contributed & worked. Boom.

Or 4) living a life of crime & loving it, if her own vision of her future in "Lobsterfest" was any indication.

The this is, I wouldn't even mind an out-of-date reference if, like I said, they actually had something to say about it. I mean, for "Homerpalooza", writer Brian Forrester actually went to Lollapalooza to do research for the episode, & transferred his sour experience into satire. Without any passion when it comes to…

I love how she just goes completely off track. Like she's just so damn enthusiastic to simply be making chants that she forgets what she's even making them for. Perfect.

I cringed mightily over the possibility of them bringing back Bleeding Gums Murphy somehow, even saying "NO" at the TV several times…but it it just turned out to be a hologram! And thus my  mighty cringe was instead reduced to a normal cringe over how the show is still desperately trying to be relevant without any…

It's the recurring theme in recent episodes of "Hey, the remember the most classic moments from this show's glory days? Well, so do we!…We're not gonna put any damn effort into making any episode as memorable, mind you, but hey, at least we remember those times!"

Well, it does kind of seem appropriate that a completely bland & uneventful episode get a bland & uneventful review.

Sorry, but I believe Barry from American Dad! has already claimed Miss Piggy. Unless the flashforward involves the two of them fighting over her hand in marriage in the Thunderdome, which it most likely will.

Terrific episode all around. Plus, the results of Gene's tablescaping competition pretty much highlights how "Family Fracas" should have ended: With the Belchers still losing, but still feeling victorious as a family even in defeat, complete the jerkass feeling like…well, a jerkass. Also, blood was involved. Sort of.…

Actually, writer Ryan North says that the comics are pretty much canonical, especially since Pen Ward still signs off on the stories. However, there are still some notable divergences, which either boil down to "this takes place after current events in the show", or just the gold ol' "a wizard did it".