At this point I think Shia's trying to make everyone hate him so much that it loops around to pure, unironic adoration.

*insert archer reference*

A travesty that you didn't ask him about his best role to date: Vice President Keith David.

Make Shia copy out "I will not plagiarize" 5000 times. That might cure him of his copying ways.

I'm drunk all the time but you don't see me engaging in tweet thievery.

In a sad twist of fate, Will Ferrell has forgotten who he is after so many promotions of this film. Now there is only Ron.

I am so happy that Walt ended it all with science.