From what I've read, architectifying is a profession filled with bitter, frustrated people.  Maybe young Ted would have got gussied up, but not sad present-day Ted.

Remember to re-watch A Night at the Museum so you can find all the Reno 911 easter eggs!

I contend that it's always been easy to be a hack in Hollywood.

Foreign boxoffice, Dude.

"You want a flim-flam philistine?  Throw a rock and you'll hit one.  And Fink?  Throw it hard."

Of course it's shank or be shanked.

NOOOOORMAAAAAL VIIIIIIEEEEEWWW….

There are some books that are only properly enjoyed if they're read by teenagers.  Those are the ones that should be forced upon the brutes.

If this guy were conning a sick old lady out of her Cash Cab winnings, he'd still be a scumbag.

Damn right.

Remember to believe in magic… or I'll kill you!

When my older sister saw that joke, she was horrified.  I know because she told me, while gasping for air from laughing too hard.

It was… Man!

I agree that Moriarty is better as a presence than a person.  Also, he was never obsessed with Sherlock, as he is in most recent adaptations.  He has no choice but to deal with the detective after a few key schemes are thwarted and his identity compromised.

Ah, Achewood, how I miss you.

A visual representation of the passion behind this franchise.

Sexy.

I hope the machine likes North by Northwest instead of one of the show's writers.  The second I heard the name Thornhill it started my brain going; once Reece started tracking movements of someone we've never seen I finally linked that name to the luckless Mr. Thornhill/ Mr. Caplan.

In the same way Marc Maron is calmed about his life by thoughts of suicide, I am at peace with my "dry spell" in the certain knowledge that I could get thoroughly fucked by someone I care nothing for, if I really had to.

@trickster : Ranger?  I just met her!