Harold Hill can make people burst into well-choreographed song and dance numbers.  Even the mayor recognizes he's more "spellbinder" than con man.

I love that Jess' conception of what it means to be a con man has been lifted largely from The Music Man.

Also the fact that doing something as basic as changing the locks on the room where the completed tests were stored resulted in massive crashes in student performance.

"What's on the holocron?!"

Of course it's easy for me to suggest, since I won't have millions of dollars on the line, but I'd like to see the franchise treated more as an anthology series than one central myth.  Lots of young, promising directors could get their chance to tell their own stories in one of the biggest and most popular sandboxes…

There's a way a Star Wars movie could be an awesome Seven Samurai homage.  Lots of ways, in fact.  None of them involve Zack Snyder.

If the one percent can control the whole country and hoard its wealth, surely 0.008% can manage Texas.

At least 25,000, it would seem.

Shhh… trust me, the dialogue sounds better this way.

He could also be M, head of the British Secret Service.

"Chocolate surprise is moving."

That can't be the worst thing the White House janitorial staff has had to endure.

Morris Day.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!  Reading sucks!

I had a very clear picture in my head about what Edwards' wife would look like, and I have to say I had anticipated a lot more, and more obvious, plastic surgery.

This exactly.  Louisiana's corruption is large, bombastic and memorable.  Illinois has that soul-eroding, a nickel shaved off every transaction stuff.

…cocaine?

Too bad the E! network exists.

Chimney Rock is the correct answer… but you'll be eaten by a cat anyway.

It's not "Cans, Ass"?