I think they all ready covered the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack, so this forthcoming article is quite superfluous.

How profitable are these cookie cutter romantic comedies, anyway?  Are they the cinematic equivalent of a Harlequin romance novel, cheap to churn out with an undiscerning, seemingly unshakable consumer base?

How profitable are these cookie cutter romantic comedies, anyway?  Are they the cinematic equivalent of a Harlequin romance novel, cheap to churn out with an undiscerning, seemingly unshakable consumer base?

Jack Black is Sancho Panda.

Jack Black is Sancho Panda.

An undershirt, or "wife beater".

An undershirt, or "wife beater".

"The only hope now, I felt, was the possibility that we'd gone to such excess, with our gig, that nobody in a position to bring the hammer down on us could possibly believe it. Particularly not since we'd signed in with the Police Conference. When you bring an act into this town, you want to bring it in heavy.  Don't…

"The only hope now, I felt, was the possibility that we'd gone to such excess, with our gig, that nobody in a position to bring the hammer down on us could possibly believe it. Particularly not since we'd signed in with the Police Conference. When you bring an act into this town, you want to bring it in heavy.  Don't…

One of the reasons Wrath of Kahn is so good is that its writer/director could only get a handle on Star Trek by deciding it was Horatio Hornblower in space.

One of the reasons Wrath of Kahn is so good is that its writer/director could only get a handle on Star Trek by deciding it was Horatio Hornblower in space.

Not when handing in an exam, but in other situations, yes.

Not when handing in an exam, but in other situations, yes.

He starts the movie bitter, crippled, old and alone.

He starts the movie bitter, crippled, old and alone.

Yeah, that's where I lose people in my description.

Yeah, that's where I lose people in my description.

Truly you have mastered The Two Obs.

Truly you have mastered The Two Obs.

Finally, my TIE Fighter/Flight of the Intruder script can be brought to life.