"It's Mad Men for the eighties!  Less scotch, more cocaine!"

I used to think that, but then I started living with a few fellows that worked for Coca Cola.  It's a ridiculously mismanaged corporation in some ways, and I find incompetence a compelling reason for New Coke.

I used to think that, but then I started living with a few fellows that worked for Coca Cola.  It's a ridiculously mismanaged corporation in some ways, and I find incompetence a compelling reason for New Coke.

Yes, probably.  If Coke or Pepsi had no competition at all, they'd still be trying to grow every quarter. A corporation is basically an amoral, immortal pile of money only interested in getting larger.

Yes, probably.  If Coke or Pepsi had no competition at all, they'd still be trying to grow every quarter. A corporation is basically an amoral, immortal pile of money only interested in getting larger.

Not to break up the levity, but people have been intimidated, blackmailed, and even murdered in the "cola wars".  Ask anyone that was trying to unionize their plant in Latin America.

Not to break up the levity, but people have been intimidated, blackmailed, and even murdered in the "cola wars".  Ask anyone that was trying to unionize their plant in Latin America.

All your life.

All your life.

American Gods, Doc!

American Gods, Doc!

It takes all those special chemicals, which I'm convinced are giving me cancer.

It takes all those special chemicals, which I'm convinced are giving me cancer.

"I don't think multi-millionaire actors are in anywhere near the same position as a regular employee under bad management during a dispute."

"I don't think multi-millionaire actors are in anywhere near the same position as a regular employee under bad management during a dispute."

SPOILERS

SPOILERS

Don't talk back.

Don't talk back.

All right, you've got me convinced. I'm a real stinker. Now if that's all you've got on your minds, I'd like to get along home.