People eat their families and Mario stays the same.

*flailing*

falling*

I liked this better when it was called Paprika!
But I'm looking forward to Leonardo DiCaprio's teeth fall out.

cyber - that was a poor horsefellow attempt.

I will cry when these 2 retire
Seriously.

@ Fingerman: You do realize I'm going to have to rent that movie now and pee my pants and/or have a heart attack from sheer claustrophobic horror simply because you warned me not to do it. And you knew damn well this would happen. My urine-soaked death is on your hands!

The scariest part of Descent was when that one chick got stuck in the tight crawlspace. Then again, I'm deathly afraid of being locked inside bathrooms. Is that normal? Anyway, I thought the cave monsters were the weak point of the movie. You'd think being blind would have enhanced their other senses enough to detect…

Nevermind, yall were being sarcastic. But forgive me for being naive: there is actually an Asian film called The Descent according to IMDB - it was made in 1941, though.

What? That movie with the spelunking women? I didn't know that was Asian.

Alvin and the Chipmunks 3: Theodore Gets Rabies

You too? But now the Wikipedia article has got me wondering how you permanently tar and feather someone. Also, Hercules singing in falsetto after being castrated sounds hilarious. Someone find those missing scenes.

This reminds me of when a friend asked if 28 Days Later was the sequel to 28 Days. And I replied, "Yes, yes it is."

What, no Bonsai Barber advocates?

Nice. I was just playing the version you translated on my computer yesterday and plan to play it some more today. Eventually I'll buy the Wii version when I'm not so broke. But much props to you for your coolness.

This is a question that has bothered me since I first started playing video games. When and where do the characters take their shits?

Clueless, you probably think this way because you've never met anyone who doesn't own an iPod. If I called my little Sansa Clip an iPod I would look like an idiot. Nor would I want to call it an iPod for fear of people thinking I couldn't share my songs with them. The brand-name association isn't quite at the level of…

Interesting theory, TuxedoMonkey, but I'm not buying it. If this were in fact true, then most Hater articles would be bad by default and hating on them would be good. Wait… maybe you're on to something.

What's PVT?

You left yourself wide open, Amelie.
"Now the only thing worse than complaining about going to the gym is reading an article about how people hate being at the gym."