I have 1480 words already. And no plot, but that's fine, right?

Sheldon did say that he had a dessert planned for the *finale* finale; he just didn't have one for the pre-finale. You don't want to blow your wad early and then come up slack when it really counts, no?

Believe it or not, there were two. Fox's The Chamber and ABC's far superior The Chair (superior because John McEnroe was the host, and it lasted nine episodes instead of six). 2002 was awesome.