"I heard a rooster crow and the sun came up! ROOSTERS ARE MAGIC!!1"

Could you please point out the exact location of the rock on Mars under which you've been living for five years?

I haven't even had that first concert experience. If Weird Al comes back to Fort Wayne, I'm going, no matter the cost. Even if I have to sell my blood for a ticket, I'm going.

Oh look, another unfunny RW hack. Maybe you and that other guy up there could get a room and leave us the fuck alone.

Twice as many deported under Obama as under Bush.

Go back to Freep, you nothingburger.

Gimme five bees for a quarter!

Nah, not quite incoherent enough and not enough screeding about TEH JUICE and ANTI-WHITE.

So, anyone want to wager a guess as to which right-wing site linked to this and told their followers to all come and post the same "OBVSLY IT';S A LIBRUL WORKIN AT FOX U DUMB LIBRULZZ!!11" crap?

HURR UDRR Y U NO NAME AND PHOTO

"Dear Leader"

[citation needed]

This ain't Yahoo, ace. The "look how cutesy-poo I am!!!111" smileys just make you look like a jackass.

Don't you have some sad, lonely onanism to commit?

Humor ain't yer strong point, are it?

Alanis jokes! Those are relevant and not at all hackneyed, right guys?!

Help Me Doctor Dik

He may pork her, finish your breakfast.

Schweinhund!

What, no Oscar Gold?