You properly split an infinitive. Not kidding here — if you're going to split an infinitive, that's the way to do it.

Wot, no Robotic Stooges?

Whoever actually reviews this episode of The Newsroom, it's gonna be a real disappointment compared to the tantalizing promise of ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER writing under the name INSERT WRITER.

And ev'ry one was a Hen-e-ry!

I can think of only one way to do it:  Construct a temporary frame taller than the pole, tie a rope to the top of the pole and run it over the top of the temporary frame, Tie the other end of the rope to the bumper of a truck, and put the bottom of the pole near the hole into which you want it to drop.  It'd be…

In that case, half of them were soaked in urine.

I'm surprised the protagonist of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang didn't make the list.

Are you sure you're not thinking of "fillies"?

Some will die in hot pursuit in fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot persue while mitigating laches

"Persue"?  Is that what happens when you can't decide whether to chase someone or read about them?

Anyone who uses the term "unironically" unironically…beta.

Good luck getting the whining harpies and bitch-boy betas on this site to see that point of view.

Jesus, thank you for telling me who the hell it was she reminded me of.  And yes, that'd be brilliant casting.

I was surprised that the review didn't mention it.  Even without the scarring, the dialogue clearly hinted that Dewey was the one Cooper saved.

Wow, what a series of lying douchebags.  Keep the echo chamber going, motherfuckers.

No, shithead, that would have involved dealing with his loathsomeness in general instead of obsessing on one incident in particular.

What an interesting thing to have included in the article!  Too bad the author decided to be a tedious fuckwit instead.

The premise of the article was tedious.  How did you manage to miss that point?

So Trump's show gets another season, yet you managed to make the article almost entirely about some unrelated political crap.  AVC writers are growing amazingly goddamn tedious.

Right, because nobody who said bad things about Bush ever got a part on a show or a concert.